These are my top 10 predictions of what is going to happen in 2011:
10: Useless Technology
Apple will continue to sell loads of iPads, people will continue to justify buying it, they will not yield until they are thoroughly screwed over after not having backed up their important data. They will swear never to buy apple again, but then the iPadSomemore is launched and it’s the same thing all over again.
Edit: BitchesAlot made a point, iTunes does backup stuff for you, so when you buy the new iPadsAlotmore you get your stuff back.
New point: People realize they are trapped in a makebelieve fairlytale world where the White Apple tells them what to do, wear, say, and that this is the only way to go. There may be new ways coming, but if, when, how, where, is all in the hands of the great white. People will eventually realize that they cannot play their cracked Sims 3 on it and return to their computers.
Beeing a huge coaster is the only thing an iPad is good for.
09: There will be porn
The interwebs will continue to flow over with pornography.
08: Old Technology
Apple will intruduce a feature to their devices (iPhone primarily) which will be promoted as groundbreaking and something you could never imagine living without. You will then come to know other devices have had this for years, and did not require an iProduct. It was also discontinued as it sucked.
07: Facebook shuts down
There will be public outrage. People from all western countries, and most others will protest against this and demand gouvernments to take action. People will be willing to trade away their retirement funds to be able to SuperGigaMegaPoke their friends one last time.
06: Laziness
I will not bother writing items 5-4, and jump straight to number 1.
01: Told you so
I will probably only write one or two more posts this year.